下面那个没成功，再上一个： What I Want in a Man？ （ZT）

What I Want in a Man？

22岁时 （原版）：

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

32岁时（修改版）：

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

42岁时（修改版）：

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

52岁时（修改版）：

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

62岁时（修改版）：

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

72岁时（修改版）：

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

所有跟帖： 

• 哈哈哈. 我家开PARTY时, 我对所有男性朋友讲, don't miss the toilet, AIM!!! 不一定要等到 -小妖不潜水了- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/16/2011 postreply 16:30:55

• 不一定要等到70岁才有这个要求..呵呵 -小妖不潜水了- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/16/2011 postreply 16:33:35

• 很搞笑，我也是20多岁就miss toilet,跑进男厕。 -毛虫儿- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/16/2011 postreply 17:58:10

• 美眉你把“miss toilet”的意思理解错了～～～ -89MM- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/16/2011 postreply 18:25:43

• 是让男生AIM, 对准TOILET的意思.... -小妖不潜水了- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/16/2011 postreply 18:29:01

• oh,,,是的，男人的toilet不一样的。 -毛虫儿- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/16/2011 postreply 19:15:57

• 我咋还是22岁时的想法呢？看来要求高了。 -alwaysluck- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/16/2011 postreply 17:03:59

• 32的要求就那么低了，看来我要求高了点 -猪胖子- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/16/2011 postreply 20:02:38

• 我要求很低只有一条 be a man 但至今都没有看到一个符合要求的 -流水无痕- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/16/2011 postreply 23:52:40