Hahaha, very funny, I would suggest you

print that out and post that in the lobby of your company. I would have posted that in my company for you. Since there are two single white guys in my department; they are both in their 50's, never married, and don't have girlfriends currently. But I thought it over, this advertise seems to insult Chinese as a whole group, not only female Chinese. Therefore, I am not going to ruin my reputation at work. But you should post that and let more Americans to know that they are very valuable in the market. Perhaps, you are not a Chinese.