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Women are like apples on trees.The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they sometimes take apples from the ground that are not as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it is up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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• I like the one with men :-)) So the best women are usually -smiling_face- ♀ (201 bytes) () 08/06/2007 postreply 07:35:56

• something acceptable to have dinner with--that is funny! -boredatwork- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/06/2007 postreply 07:51:16

• that is so illuminating. Now I start wondering if -MaggieMay_Pei- ♀ (100 bytes) () 08/06/2007 postreply 07:53:53

• Your saying is very creative, I must be that apple blew -gzlady- ♀ (39 bytes) () 08/06/2007 postreply 08:25:27

• That must be a hurricane. -smiling_face- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/06/2007 postreply 08:44:13

• Hahaha, Thanks! but maybe because of the apple was -gzlady- ♀ (8 bytes) () 08/06/2007 postreply 09:15:21