女儿:mama, are you smart?
me: yes, I'm smart.
she: then spell it.
me: S-M-A-R-T.
She: no, you're wrong. I asked you to spell IT.
She: why didn't the skeleton cross the street?
me: he doesn't have feet?
she: no, he doesn't have guts to cross the street.
好多类似的。有时候她自己会依样画葫芦想出一些类似的题来考我。 小丫头每次捉弄我后都特得意。