GIVING AWAY WIFE'S BELONGINGS/Ladies Be Aware (ZT)

来源: gzlady 2007-11-09 11:34:05 [] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 本文已被阅读: 次 (1968 bytes)
wife came home early and found her hu*****and in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman, and was very upset.

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce right now!"

And the hu*****and replied "Hold on just a minute, and let me tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And the hu*****and began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't
use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use
because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same"

The hu*****and took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help, and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, " Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use? "

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I had a good laugh! Thanks. -love9999- 给 love9999 发送悄悄话 love9999 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/09/2007 postreply 12:05:47

You are welcome, I just wanted to make the MMs laugh :))) -gzlady- 给 gzlady 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 11/09/2007 postreply 12:14:16

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