APAD: Don't try to teach your Grandma to suck eggs

Meaning:

   Don't offer advice to someone who has more experience than oneself.

 

Background:

   These days this proverbial saying has little impact as few people have any

   direct experience of sucking eggs - grandmothers included. It is quite an old

   phrase and is included in John Stevens' translation of Quevedo's Comical

   Works, 1707:

     "You would have me teach my Grandame to suck Eggs."

 

   There are few grannies left who really do suck eggs.

 

- www.phrases.org.uk [edited]

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Many Chinese grannies are still capable, I am sure. Sucking eggs was nothing

magic and required only attention and basic motor skills, both plenty back in

the days of material shortage.

 

I head to the weather-beaten wicker basket half-covered with a faded straw hat

on the window ledge and peek in with bated breath. Often at least one egg lies

at the bottom of the nest, a bed of wheat stalks. Sometimes the place is taken:

a hen has snugged down there and an egg's on its way. She does not budge but

shoots me an annoyed look as if saying "I'll let you know."

 

I hold an egg upright, not too tight, with the fat end on top, aim the tip of a

chopstick, and a few jabs are all it takes to break through the shell. Next,

it's easy just to unpend the oval globe and let gravity do its work helped by

some mouth muscles through the opening which can always be enlarged when needed.

The white tastes slightly salty and the yolk exquisite.

 

Muscle memory lasts a lifetime and old habits die hard. Chinese grandmas not

distracted by Pokemon, Fruit Ninja, or Angry Birds should do fine sucking eggs.

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Haha,teach the old dog new tricks:)Wow,you know how! -暖冬cool夏- 给 暖冬cool夏 发送悄悄话 暖冬cool夏 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 09:12:15

Necessity teaches. Nothing to brag about :-) -7grizzly- 给 7grizzly 发送悄悄话 7grizzly 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 09:18:10

raw eggs? never had one. guess can never b a grandma ;-)) -最西边的岛上- 给 最西边的岛上 发送悄悄话 最西边的岛上 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 09:13:51

"go suck an egg" == "an expression of anger or scorn" ;-) -最西边的岛上- 给 最西边的岛上 发送悄悄话 最西边的岛上 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 09:15:38

per Oxford Dictionary ;-)) -最西边的岛上- 给 最西边的岛上 发送悄悄话 最西边的岛上 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 09:17:20

It's good to know. Thanks! -7grizzly- 给 7grizzly 发送悄悄话 7grizzly 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 09:19:30

It's never too late to try! -7grizzly- 给 7grizzly 发送悄悄话 7grizzly 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 09:19:06

I do still want to live. so thx but no thx. ;-)) -最西边的岛上- 给 最西边的岛上 发送悄悄话 最西边的岛上 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 09:22:11

OK. So it's now common sense that sucking eggs will kill you -7grizzly- 给 7grizzly 发送悄悄话 7grizzly 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 09:27:10

班门弄斧 -移花接木- 给 移花接木 发送悄悄话 移花接木 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 10:49:44

Guess similar 2 selling writing to Confucius (孔府卖文:-)) -最西边的岛上- 给 最西边的岛上 发送悄悄话 最西边的岛上 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 12:39:37

Both close but still different from the proverb. 翻译不易啊! -7grizzly- 给 7grizzly 发送悄悄话 7grizzly 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 14:24:53

是啊,使劲儿敲敲我的笨脑袋 ;-)) -最西边的岛上- 给 最西边的岛上 发送悄悄话 最西边的岛上 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 14:57:04

原句是指年龄大经历多,更像老人们常说的:我吃的盐比你吃的米都多。 -7grizzly- 给 7grizzly 发送悄悄话 7grizzly 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 15:12:24

Confucius not old&been through enough?;-)))) just kidding. -最西边的岛上- 给 最西边的岛上 发送悄悄话 最西边的岛上 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 15:26:43

Good point but he was known more for his teachings. -7grizzly- 给 7grizzly 发送悄悄话 7grizzly 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 16:26:10

just as 鲁班 for his carpentry and construction, not mere age. -7grizzly- 给 7grizzly 发送悄悄话 7grizzly 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 16:27:35

oh, got it. how about "敬老尊贤" (汉·刘向《说苑·修文》)? ;-)) see below -最西边的岛上- 给 最西边的岛上 发送悄悄话 最西边的岛上 的博客首页 (1068 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 16:46:48

不尚贤,使民不争。No extra respect for being old itself. -7grizzly- 给 7grizzly 发送悄悄话 7grizzly 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 17:05:21

got it the 2nd time ;-)). a good one! Thx. -最西边的岛上- 给 最西边的岛上 发送悄悄话 最西边的岛上 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 17:35:42

very vivid description, I learn a few new words. -天边一片白云- 给 天边一片白云 发送悄悄话 天边一片白云 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 16:56:07

I sucked eggs before when we had a few hen. -天边一片白云- 给 天边一片白云 发送悄悄话 天边一片白云 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 16:56:50

Thanks. You're ready for grandmotherhood! :-)) -7grizzly- 给 7grizzly 发送悄悄话 7grizzly 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2024 postreply 17:06:16

不懂。吸鸡蛋? -妖妖灵- 给 妖妖灵 发送悄悄话 妖妖灵 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/20/2024 postreply 11:19:55

You never did that? You missed out big time! :-)) -7grizzly- 给 7grizzly 发送悄悄话 7grizzly 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/20/2024 postreply 14:16:52

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