My Dog Ate My Homework
Today I told my teacher
that my dog ate my homework,
so I have nothing to turn in.
In disbelief , she said,
"I gave an assignment to research
on how not to let your dog eat your homework and write a report about it.
You didn't learn any tricks?"
"I did. But my dog keeps teach himself new tricks
so he can always outwit me. That's why
he could eat my report."