【笑闹美坛】Never a dull moment

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There is never a dull moment with my other half. 

I was standing in front of a mirror, complaining as usual, 

“Honey, why do I look so fat in all pictures you took? I certainly don’t look THAT fat in the mirror!”

He slowly peeled his eyes away from television, wrinkled his face and piled up a fake smile, 

“Honey, next time when you go out, I will carry the mirror and ask everyone to look at you in the mirror...”

A flying shoe hits target.

 

One night we were watching “Antique Roadshow". It was exciting to hear some small family heirlooms were worth thousands after generations. How I wish we had some forgotten treasure in our household! Maybe I just did not know yet. Let me ask. 

“Honey, do we have any antique from our family ?”

“Oh yeah...definitely.” He responded.

Oh, my goodness, we got some treasures too... My heart started racing.

“How come you never told me before ! What is it? Where is it?”I was eager to see what we have.

He put on his warm smile, said

“We have...an Antique Wife...someone increased value due to significant age...”

A flying pillow hits target.

 

We were taking a walk during lunch break when his boss called. 

“Where is your location?” His boss asked.

“By the canal.” He answered honestly.

“Report to office immediately!” His boss commanded.

“But I am near water, not near a highway...” He stated the fact. 

“Then jump in the river and swim to office...”His boss certainly would not take no for answer.

“But the water is so cold...” He whined.

“Put on your wetsuit !” His boss was brilliant.

“But my Wetsuit is at Dry cleaner...” The call was ended abruptly.

A victory dance followed this phone call. 

 

 

 

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沙发! -beautifulwind- 给 beautifulwind 发送悄悄话 beautifulwind 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/04/2021 postreply 22:08:27

LOL!What a vivid talk show!你动作真是利索!必须大大赞一个!:) -beautifulwind- 给 beautifulwind 发送悄悄话 beautifulwind 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/04/2021 postreply 22:15:06

笑话是旧的,翻一翻,炒一炒,就端上来了…… -Okra- 给 Okra 发送悄悄话 Okra 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 04:49:19

hahaha, great! -甜虫虫- 给 甜虫虫 发送悄悄话 甜虫虫 的博客首页 (99 bytes) () 04/04/2021 postreply 23:09:01

He’s a full size life treasure — 活宝……of course I am not better e -Okra- 给 Okra 发送悄悄话 Okra 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 04:55:00

Correction—-live , not life -Okra- 给 Okra 发送悄悄话 Okra 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 05:24:37

What a pleasant reading! Thanks for sharing. You -花儿解语2021- 给 花儿解语2021 发送悄悄话 (56 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 04:49:20

很高兴让你开心一下…… -Okra- 给 Okra 发送悄悄话 Okra 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 05:00:12

You have a way with words. What a joy reading your post! -LYJiang- 给 LYJiang 发送悄悄话 LYJiang 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 06:11:04

Glad to bring a drip of joy to you today...... -Okra- 给 Okra 发送悄悄话 Okra 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 06:55:14

Thanks! I'm almost done with the 7 stages of grief. -LYJiang- 给 LYJiang 发送悄悄话 LYJiang 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 10:15:01

哈哈,写得真好,仿佛看到鞋子,枕头飞,听到人儿笑。欢乐之家。 -天边一片白云- 给 天边一片白云 发送悄悄话 天边一片白云 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 07:04:47

寻开心啦…… -Okra- 给 Okra 发送悄悄话 Okra 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 07:45:32

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful girl in th -移花接木- 给 移花接木 发送悄悄话 移花接木 的博客首页 (221 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 17:21:39

Haha, it’s all about illusion and delusion... -Okra- 给 Okra 发送悄悄话 Okra 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 19:01:30

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