One Liners for New Year’s Resolution

来源: 秋日晴天 于 2020-12-31 22:58:30 [] [博客] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 阅读数 : (1025 bytes)

Let's start 2021 with some fun - here are some one liners from the web, I am sure that I have missed heaps, so please add more... 

 

My New Year's resolution is to break my New Year's resolutions.

That way I succeed at something!

 

My New Year's resolution was to read more, so I turned on the subtitles on my TV.

 

My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full ...

... with either rum, vodka or whiskey.

 

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year ...

... but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

 

At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds ...

... Only 15 more to go!

 

What's the best New Year's resolution?

1080p.

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• LOL! 美坛新活动还有半小时出炉！Stay Tuned！：） -beautifulwind- ♀ 给 beautifulwind 发送悄悄话 beautifulwind 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 12/31/2020 postreply 23:27:50

• Good jokes! How many people have the same resolution each year? -AprilMei- ♀ 给 AprilMei 发送悄悄话 AprilMei 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 01/01/2021 postreply 05:44:04

• LOL。last night a friend told me, -xiaosai- ♀ 给 xiaosai 发送悄悄话 xiaosai 的博客首页 (415 bytes) () 01/01/2021 postreply 07:39:37

• TBH，真的不容易：） -beautifulwind- ♀ 给 beautifulwind 发送悄悄话 beautifulwind 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 01/01/2021 postreply 07:56:32

• Hahaha, New years' resolution is 4K get rid of 1080p -移花接木- ♂ 给 移花接木 发送悄悄话 移花接木 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 01/01/2021 postreply 07:48:32

• Happy NEW YEAR !! -moiausis- ♀ 给 moiausis 发送悄悄话 moiausis 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 01/01/2021 postreply 08:27:47

• 哈哈哈，funny! Thanks for sharing -甜虫虫- ♀ 给 甜虫虫 发送悄悄话 甜虫虫 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 01/01/2021 postreply 11:18:48

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