One Liners for New Year’s Resolution

Let's start 2021 with some fun - here are some one liners from the web, I am sure that I have missed heaps, so please add more... 

 

My New Year's resolution is to break my New Year's resolutions.

That way I succeed at something!

 

My New Year's resolution was to read more, so I turned on the subtitles on my TV.

 

My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full ...

... with either rum, vodka or whiskey.

 

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year ...

... but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

 

At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds ...

... Only 15 more to go!

 

What's the best New Year's resolution?

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