【找错?寻宝?】A Not Quite Perfect World History(5)

来源: 肖庄 2015-08-24 09:18:07 [] [博客] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 本文已被阅读: 次 (3354 bytes)

During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe. Later the Pilgrims crossed the Ocean, and the was called the Pilgrim's Progress. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by Indians, who came down the hill rolling their was hoops before them. The Indian squabs carried porposies on their back. Many of the Indian heroes were killed, along with their cabooses, which proved very fatal to them. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.

One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their pacels through the post without stamps. During the War, Red Coats and Paul Revere was throwing balls over stone walls. The dogs were barking and the peacocks crowing. Finally, the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.

Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. He invented electricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared ``a horse divided against itself cannot stand.'' Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

George Washington married Matha Curtis and in due time became the Father of Our Country. Then the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.

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有答案吗? -beautifulwind- 给 beautifulwind 发送悄悄话 beautifulwind 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 08/24/2015 postreply 09:47:15

没有。 -肖庄- 给 肖庄 发送悄悄话 肖庄 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 08/24/2015 postreply 10:07:10

问你孩子,美国高中生上过AP的应该看出那些可笑的错误的。 -rancho2008- 给 rancho2008 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 08/24/2015 postreply 12:13:15

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真是有趣:) -南山松- 给 南山松 发送悄悄话 南山松 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 08/24/2015 postreply 18:24:21

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"here" is the word that got cut off... -rancho2008- 给 rancho2008 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 08/25/2015 postreply 09:27:08

Thanks. -肖庄- 给 肖庄 发送悄悄话 肖庄 的博客首页 (1129 bytes) () 08/25/2015 postreply 10:23:27

What I meant by checking is -rancho2008- 给 rancho2008 发送悄悄话 (635 bytes) () 08/25/2015 postreply 11:47:56

Thank you. I enjoy honest conversations like this. -肖庄- 给 肖庄 发送悄悄话 肖庄 的博客首页 (97 bytes) () 08/25/2015 postreply 12:46:08

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真没觉得有多难。大概是长期的八卦练习终于paid off了,呵呵。 -肖庄- 给 肖庄 发送悄悄话 肖庄 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 08/25/2015 postreply 10:29:46

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