Clever Drunk
A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."
The drunk replies, "Boobs."
聪明的醉汉
一位女警官逮捕了一位醉汉，她警告他说：“你有权保持沉默，不然，你所说的一切，都将自个品尝”。
醉汉回答说：“奶子”。
（对不起，有点blatant.)
