可不可以牵强地译作这个样子？开个玩笑。

Clever Drunk 

 

A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."

 

The drunk replies, "Boobs."

 

聪明的醉汉

 

一位女警官逮捕了一位醉汉，她警告他说：“你有权保持沉默，不然，你所说的一切，都将自个品尝”。

醉汉回答说：“奶子”。

（对不起，有点blatant.)