6.昨天和同事去一手工作坊买皮带，他左挑右挑不合意，最后选了根粗大的，说看起来拉风，老板HLL来了句：这根皮带是拴狗的。我在旁边脸都憋红了。
Yesterday I went to a workshop to by (buy)a belt (with a coworker-- He couldn't make up his mind even after choosing (left and right--? after )through the whole shebang. Finally he picked up a thick one and claimed that wearing it makes him look manly. The store owner HLL (what the hell HLL mean?) told him that the belt is a dog leash. I blushed trying to control my laugh.
7.刚看一个在苏州公安局工作的哥们儿发的淫淫状态笑抽我了：男女朋友分手，一个愿意，一个不愿意，这TM也报警！什么都能报警？！那TM我没女朋友能不能报警
I just saw a status(post? )update on RenRen by a buddy of mine, who works at the Su Zhou police department. A couple was separating, one of them wanted to do it and the other didn't. WTF, they reported this to the police! If they can report a separation, can't I report that I don't have a girl friend yet? I don't know 淫淫 is RenRen, interesinting!
6.前天晚上和朋友去吃砂锅，露天座。快吃完的时候开始下雨了，我说你快点吃，雨落到碗里了，他说没事我头大，然后他站起来用头把碗遮住接着吃。我顿时石化了，没想到头大还有这好处。
On an evening the other day (The night before)I went with a friend of mine to eat a hot pot. We had an outside table. Just when we were about to finish, it started to rain. I told(rushed) him to hurry up, rain water(raindrops) was dropping into his bowl. He said that it would be fine, he's got a big head. Then he stood up and covered the bowl with his head and continued eating. I was stung frozen there. I never thought that a big head would have such an advantage.
