6.昨天和同事去一手工作坊买皮带，他左挑右挑不合意，最后选了根粗大的，说看起来拉风，老板HLL来了句：这根皮带是拴狗的。我在旁边脸都憋红了。
My co-worker and I went to a workshop yesterday and I bought a belt. My co-worker seemed to have a hard time choosing his.Finally he chose a wide one which looks pretty cool. However, the owner HLL said:"I am sorry, that is a dog leash" , standing there I was stunned and my face got flushed.
7.刚看一个在苏州公安局工作的哥们儿发的淫淫状态笑抽我了：男女朋友分手，一个愿意，一个不愿意，这TM也报警！什么都能报警？！那TM我没女朋友能不能报警
Seeing a friend of mine who works for the police department of Suzhou complaining I laughed so hard:"a boyfriend and a girlfriend were to break up, one insisted to, and the other didn't want to.The thing was they called police! What the hack is going on? Every thing can report to the police? ! I don't have a girlfriend, so can I call police?"
16.前天晚上和朋友去吃砂锅，露天座。快吃完的时候开始下雨了，我说你快点吃，雨落到碗里了，他说没事我头大，然后他站起来用头把碗遮住接着吃。我顿时石化了，没想到头大还有这好处。Sitting at a talbe outside a restauant,the night before my friend and I ate hot pot. It started to rain before we almost finished our food, so I said:"hurry up dude, the raindrops fall into your bowl", but he said:"not a big deal man, I've got a big head", and then he stood up and covered his bowl with his head and he continued to eat. All of a sudden I was almost petrified by seeing all this.I never thought that having a big head could bring this sort of benefit.
