Two and Half Man script 练习，请指教。

Charlie: Look at you. All grown up. And back living with mom. How good do you feel about yourself right now? On a scale of one to two?

Alan: I am not back living with mom. I'm simply staying here til Judith and I work things out.

Charlie: So, one?

Alan: What do you want, Charlie?

Charlie: I figure you've been here a couple of weeks. You gotta have blood in your stool by now. So, I thought if you and Jake wanted to come back to my place for a while... that'd be ok.

Alan: Wait a minute. Are you saying you want me to come back and live with you.

Charlie: Well, truthfully, no. I want Jake to come back and live with me but I figure you're a package deal.

Alan: Thanks, but we're doing just fine here with mom.

Charlie: Come on, we can't let Jake be exposed to her on any kind of ongoing basis.

Alan: There is no ongoing basis, he's only here on weekends.

Charlie: That's too much, Piranhas can strip an entire cow in an hour. Alan we got to get him away from her, I mean, look what happened to us.

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• Excellent! -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/06/2012 postreply 14:15:19

• Fantastic. -斓婷- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/06/2012 postreply 15:37:10

• Great! -同学小薇- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/06/2012 postreply 16:36:30

• wow,That's soooo awesome,dude. -bingli- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/06/2012 postreply 19:53:34

• Excellent! Is Alan black? -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/07/2012 postreply 16:20:46

• 谢谢您们的回帖，ALAN是白人，特点是非常CHEAP。欢迎挑毛病。 版主发财！ -DirtyTalk- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/07/2012 postreply 19:24:05

• sounds like a typical black woman. -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/08/2012 postreply 07:18:36