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Charlie: Look at you. All grown up. And back living with mom. How good do you feel about yourself right now? On a scale of one to two?

Alan: I am not back living with mom. I'm simply staying here til Judith and I work things out.

Charlie: So, one?

Alan: What do you want, Charlie?

Charlie: I figure you've been here a couple of weeks. You gotta have blood in your stool by now. So, I thought if you and Jake wanted to come back to my place for a while... that'd be ok.

Alan: Wait a minute. Are you saying you want me to come back and live with you.

Charlie: Well, truthfully, no. I want Jake to come back and live with me but I figure you're a package deal.

Alan: Thanks, but we're doing just fine here with mom.

Charlie: Come on, we can't let Jake be exposed to her on any kind of ongoing basis.

Alan: There is no ongoing basis, he's only here on weekends.

Charlie: That's too much, Piranhas can strip an entire cow in an hour. Alan we got to get him away from her, I mean, look what happened to us.