你的原贴:我家真爱想吃巧克力,来问我放哪了,说不清,坐着的我就起身帮他去拿,结果不小心踢到椅子脚,没穿鞋的我痛得呲牙。真爱在旁边说,要看看椅子有没有被踢坏。我翻他个白眼
你对你家真爱的冷幽默好像很理解。我有几件事情想跟你说说。如果你是我,你怎么反应?
1。亚亚打冰球被队友铲伤,血淋淋的伤口,我送急诊。
我短信棒槌:At ER. Yaya got a big cut by skate.
他回:Did he run out of tape?
我不喜欢这种冷幽默。三天没理他。
2. 我眼睛意外受伤。所有的直线都看起来扭曲。我去看眼科医生,被介绍第二天去看眼底专科。我把情况短信他。
Him: Can you drive?
Me: yes
Him: I have to go over hill for a lunch with Bob.
我没有回答。我可以开车过去,谁知道能不能开车回来?
其实我没想让他送我,我一贯很独立,但是他最后那句话我很不爱听,也不严重。就算了。
看医生的过程中,他短信我:how's the visit?
Me: they would do a procedure / injection in the eye to drain blood from inside.
Him: "need a ride home?"
我当时确实不能开车,但是考虑到他已经出去跟朋友吃饭,也不想麻烦他,还影响了朋友,就说 "I'll wait for an hour and try driving back".
如果对话这个时候停止,一切都没有问题。可是他说:"at fish market if you wanna join us!"
这句话让我很生气。我开回家都要等一个小时再说,我会绕上几十迈跟一个不相干的人吃一顿不痛不痒的午饭吗?
3。His mom: This is just to keep you posted, tomorrow I am going into the hospital to hopefully have my heart shocked back into proper rhythm.
Him: Well….can’t Alex (his brother) do this with jumper cables ? Hope it’s all smooth, quick and painless ! Call me when you are done !
4. Me: Waiting in school now. Was struggling with tyre pressure for over an hour
Him: Hint for next time: You should use an automated pump -- not your lips:-)
Me: Not funny
Him: Yes it is.
就这些。我们吵架都是因为鸡毛蒜皮。大事都没有问题。