听力练习 －－－倒霉的路名(旧题重做)

好学注：也曾和恰恰一样听写过一个微型小说，累死我了，现在听写，只做１００字以内的，还要用Audacity软件，用光标卡住一句话以便听写，效率提高很多。即便如此，也是偶尔为之。这是旧题重做，因为喜欢，当时听得我笑得不行，笑点太低，俗了点多包涵。 Fed-up residents of an Austrian village whose name in English is the ( ) form of an ( ) beginning with F and used to ( ) what happens when two people really really love each other and cannot be broadcast are being offered a helping hand by their German neighbors in a town with a name that starts with W ends with K and is a common British ( ) describing the act of pleasuring oneself. The locals of When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other are sick of English-speaking tourists taking ( ) pictures of themselves in front of the town ( ). Tourism officials in Pleasuring-Oneself are ( ) residents of When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other to follow their lead and cash in on their name.  Jeagan Stolle who runs the Pleasuring-Oneself guesthouse and reports he can hardly fit everyone in. Summer visitors, ( ) up Pleasuring-Oneself mountain and purchase a large array of Pleasuring Oneself ( ) and postcards.  When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other Mayor Frantz Mindoff is having none of it. We don’t find it funny and just want to live in peace, and possibly wishes the dirty-minded tourists would just go when-two-people-really-love-each-other themselves.

 

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• 好笑！当时就跟着笑了很久，再听还笑。答案有吗？ -肖庄- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 20:23:35

• 楼下只有仅供参考的答案。 -好学又好问- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 20:30:38

• Funny -jingbeiboy- ♂ (1319 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 20:27:29

• 全对！Jingbei 好耳朵！ -好学又好问- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 20:31:55

• 牛啊！第一个没听出来！ -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 21:41:21

• 参考答案见内： -好学又好问- ♀ (1648 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 20:27:59

• Thanks. -肖庄- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 20:36:06

• 我错的其中一个太FUNNY太不纯洁了，先闪人了。 -小麦熊- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 21:26:27

• lol，熊熊真可耐！ -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 21:42:41

• 哈哈哈，熊熊真cute! -好学又好问- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/29/2011 postreply 19:46:02

• 先顶，对付好娃之后来练习！ -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 20:45:58

• 谢谢好学！上次你贴出来，没这样做题效果好！ -非文学青年- ♀ (1239 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 21:40:19

• good job! -好学又好问- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/29/2011 postreply 19:47:24

• Thanks! -小麦熊- ♀ (1539 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 21:06:06

• funny...my attempt: -DCH- ♂ (79 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 21:30:11

• missed two -DCH- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 21:32:36

• three. DCH别打我，我跑了～～ -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/29/2011 postreply 09:17:42

• 笑S人！做过一次。再做一次，巩固一下。 -NewVoice- ♀ (1984 bytes) () 12/29/2011 postreply 02:06:54

• 这次全对了！ -好学又好问- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/29/2011 postreply 19:39:14