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读一首诗吧。 没时间仔细琢磨，权当抛砖引玉吧。

Useful Advice

 

by Catherine Tufariello

You're 37? Don't you think that maybe
It's time you settled down and had a baby?

No wine? Does this mean happy news? I knew it!

Hey, are you sure you two know how to do it?

All Dennis has to do is look at me
And I'm knocked up.
                                  Some things aren't meant to be.
It's sad, but try to see this as God's will.

I've heard that sometimes when you take the Pill—

A friend of mine got pregnant when she stopped 
Working so hard.
                           Why don't you two adopt?
You'll have one of your own then, like my niece.

At work I heard about this herb from Greece—

My sister swears by doing quai. Want to try it?

Forget the high-tech stuff. Just change your diet.

It's true! Too much caffeine can make you sterile.

Yoga is good for that. My cousin Carol—

They have these ceremonies in Peru—

You mind my asking, is it him or you?

Have you tried acupuncture? Meditation?

It's in your head. Relax! Take a vacation
And have some fun. You think too much. Stop trying.

Did I say something wrong? Why are you crying?

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所有跟帖： 

• Kind of lame. 不怎么流利。Meditation 读成 medication。 -jingbeiboy- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 17:43:15

• 沙发！读得一贯地好！ -非文学青年- ♀ (39 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 17:50:58

• 谢谢。 忘了配乐这茶了。怎么办？ -jingbeiboy- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 18:02:07

• 忘了茶，喝点咖啡吧，咔咔。换个材料，比较inspirational的？ -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 18:15:10

• 哈哈。 好主意， 找找看吧。 -jingbeiboy- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 18:19:41

• 我发现很多commencement speech挺好的 -非文学青年- ♀ (82 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 18:25:49

• 好主意。 -jingbeiboy- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 23:46:31

• 京北怎么读得这么好呢。一点砖都没有。请share经验！ -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 18:47:37

• CO:京北怎么读得这么好呢。一点砖都没有。请share经验！ -金迷- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 18:51:11

• Rome was not built in one day!? -EnLearner- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 19:43:04

• 【配乐朗诵】Useful Advice by 京北Boy -雨打兔子窝- ♀ (2776 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 19:26:28

• 真棒啊！我又大嘴了，这个挺适合配乐朗诵的！ -非文学青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 19:39:42

• 只要语速别太快，都应该好配乐，大家录的时候压住就行，但也别太慢，正常语速可以 -千与.千寻- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 19:46:46

• 真专业啊！朗诵，音乐，画面，绝配！！！ -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 19:40:50

• 我的理想是：把你们的朗诵也打扮的这么漂漂亮亮滴～～^v^ -千与.千寻- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 19:44:59

• 大谢小千！ -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 19:49:01

• You guys are the most welcome! -千与.千寻- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 19:51:24

• 小千， thanks for the dressing-up. -jingbeiboy- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 23:43:39

• 京北读得太好了，元音饱满，弱读恰到好处。 -cutestream- ♀ (37 bytes) () 06/16/2011 postreply 08:57:21

• 谢谢， 过奖了。 段子来自： http://writersalmanac.publicradio.org/ -jingbeiboy- ♂ (32 bytes) () 06/16/2011 postreply 10:21:35

• 鼓掌！ -EnLearner- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 19:57:49

• 读的真好！ -toast2011- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/16/2011 postreply 05:38:10

• 深情并茂，栩栩如生，朗诵精彩。 -婉蕠- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/16/2011 postreply 13:12:47