《美国偶像》评委西蒙·考威经典麻辣语录

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

You have just invented a new form of torture.

你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

You killed my favorite.

我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。

You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.

你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.

我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

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• 特送给鸣不平美女。鸣MM喜欢看《American Idol》。hahahahaha -戏雨飞鹰- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 08:18:37

• 多谢！！！本美女有礼了。 -鸣个不平- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 17:36:39

• 哈哈，sweetie，love it -bearsback- ♂ (185 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 08:44:31

• true。 from Simon's sarcastic talks, i can find some elements -戏雨飞鹰- ♀ (198 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 09:09:26

• 你说的很好。我就知道你会喜欢。因为 -戏雨飞鹰- ♀ (176 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 09:58:42

• 除了最后一句。 -戏雨飞鹰- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 10:01:06

• sweetie，咱俩就不要走互相吹捧的肉麻路线了哈：） -lilac09- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 10:18:49

• 我没吹你呀。噢，原来你一直在吃俺呀，俺还以为你真夸俺呢；） -戏雨飞鹰- ♀ (9 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 11:02:08

• 真是走哪儿被骂到哪儿，俺也是一边歇菜去了~~ -lilac09- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 11:05:23

• hahaha.... it's" 吹', not "吃"... lilac takes care. -戏雨飞鹰- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 11:10:41

• 哈哈哈，里拉，主要街道就两条 -hahaman- ♀ (210 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 12:26:14

• 哈哈，您就是老熊吧，俺咋看您熊样越来越出来了：） -lilac09- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 12:59:50

• great one. you do have a lot of guts... -戏雨飞鹰- ♀ (167 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 13:47:12

• 宝贝， 你写的又快又好。 对， 爱情给了我智慧和勇气 -hahaman- ♀ (164 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 14:41:32

• 你还真会哈哈。。联想力极其丰富。：）我下班了 -戏雨飞鹰- ♀ (42 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 16:05:40

• Many thanks! I loved it! -鸣个不平- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 10:33:38

• I mean I love it. -鸣个不平- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 10:39:29

• So do I! -star-night- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 10:40:07

• star，这个鸣MM英语跟好。她很谦虚，这点好象比你强。 -戏雨飞鹰- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 10:59:21

• 就是要把你引出来。鸣MM的英语也那么好，还知道改错：） -戏雨飞鹰- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 10:57:16

• :)) -鸣个不平- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 17:37:29

• 英语视频：Simon Cowell comments on Carrie Underwood -婉蕠- ♀ (1043 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 15:11:55

• thanks, 婉蕠. take care. -戏雨飞鹰- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 16:09:02