Dear Honey: ZT

親愛的Honey：

我對妳1見鍾情　絕無2心　想照顧妳3輩子
因為我偷偷上妳的網站4次
妳那迷人的5官　總讓我6神無主　一顆心7上8下　許9不能平息
如果我的滿分是10分　妳一定不止11分　起碼也該有12分
只可惜我討厭13這個數字　不然妳一定有14分
如果再加上妳的聰明那又不止15分　16分妳一定還嫌少　所以我給了妳17分
我今年18歲　再過幾天就19歲　也就是我還未滿20歲
今年大概會二一唄　所以得交22萬的學費
其實我的智商是阿甘的23倍　只是我24小時都在睡
我猜妳今年未滿25歲　26我也無所謂
27跟我還是很配　28也不過才大我10歲
29的女人據說最美　30我會考慮考慮唄　31我應該沒這麼衰
32我會開始反胃　33我寧願自己一個人睡　34敢釣我18歲??　我娘也才35歲~~
但我還是想送妳36朵玫瑰　但摸摸口袋我只剩37塊
戶頭也只剩38元　因為跟女友分手在39天前　手機每天得打40塊美元
永遠記得41天前　寫下42句愛她的誓言
還有43種我想的永遠　卻只換來44cc真情的眼淚　加上45夜輾轉難眠
老實說我打了46句廢言　其實妳該從47句開始看
但是妳都看到了第48句　只寫49又覺得怪怪的
那就哈啦到50湊個整數吧.....
第51句我要說聲我想妳
第52句我要說聲我愛妳
但第53句我暫時還沒想到所以直接跳過54句...來到55句...
這時我想起56分鐘前的妳　不知道妳有沒有想起57分鐘後的我
我在這想了58分鐘又59秒　我總共找到60種想妳的念頭
61個愛妳的理由　62句適合我倆的情話　還有63段電影浪漫的邂逅
雖然我也找到妳64個小缺點　但幸好我也找到妳65個優點
尤其是妳的腰只有66cm　這會讓我沉迷67年
與其我愛妳說68遍　還不如我愛妳寫滿69頁
反正我們還有70年　這份工作麻煩讓我拖個71個月
妳的愛慕者一定不止72位　因為我是那第73位
但我要定下妳74年　反正我會付妳時薪75元
就算要追妳追76個月　只要妳能陪我過77情人節
花掉我78萬我也心甘情願
看完我寫下的79句真心話　我猜80%你會願意當我的女朋友
因為妳發現了我81處迷人的地方
還有82個妳無法拒絕我牽妳的手
就算你有83個逃避的藉口
我也會有84種留妳的理由
好啦！我加薪加到85　麻煩你陪我到86歲
就算妳皺紋是以前的87倍　我還是願意對妳說88遍我愛妳
我們已經錯過民國89年　90年也只剩不到幾天
91年妳還好意思不讓我在你身邊
對妳訴說我對妳那92句不變的依戀
我摘不下93萬光年外的北極星
但我願買下94隻妳愛的胡椒貓
陪妳去看95遍流星雨
也許我不能活到96歲
不能陪著妳97年
但同樣的一件事我會做98遍.....
在妳生日那天送上99朵紫玫瑰
做妳心目中的100分的那位

Dear Honey:

I love no 2 Ni 1 See I thought my life to take care of Ni 3
Because I secretly on the Ni site 4 times
Nina charming five officers a total let me no man of God 6 1 7 on the 8, the heart can not quell Xu 9
If my score is 10 points more than 11 points a certain Ni should also have at least 12 minutes
Unfortunately, I hate the number 13 must have 14 points otherwise Ni
If we add Ni smart then what is more than 15 minutes 16 minutes Ni must still too few so I gave Ni 17 minutes
My 18-year-old a few days on the 19-year-old is under 20 years of age I also
So, this year will probably have to pay 21 Uta 220,000 in tuition
In fact, my IQ is 23 times more than Forrest Gump is my 24 hours in sleep
I guess Ni under 25 years of age 26 this year, I am also does not matter
I am 27 now with 28 also but I am 10 years old before it was
29 of the 30 most beautiful woman allegedly chanting 31 I will think about it I should not so bad
32 I will begin to nausea 33 I would rather own a sleep 34 am to catch my 18-year-old?? My mother also was 35 years old ~ ~
But I still want to Songni 36 touch the pockets of the Rose, but I have only 37
Account is also only 38 yuan since the breakup with his girlfriend in the 39 days before the phone was hit 40 U.S. dollars a day
Will always remember 41 days ago to write 42 love her oath
There are 43 I think the truth is always only in exchange for 44cc plus 45 nights of tears, sleepless
Frankly speaking, I hit a 46 Ni in fact reject the beginning to see from the 47
However, Ni can see the first 48 only feel strange to write 49
Then IMs as text to 50 Minato integers bar .....
Article 51 voice I have to say I Xiangnai
No. 52 I have to say I love you voice
But the first 53 I do not think so skip to 54 ... 55 ...
Then I remembered 56 minutes before the Ni did not know you have 57 minutes later I thought
I would think the 58 minutes another 59 seconds I found a total of 60 Xiang Ni idea
61 love you 62 reasons for the situation is suitable, then there is Wolia 63 movies romance
Although I also found a small 64 Ni shortcomings but fortunately I have found a Ni 65 Benefits
In particular, Ni is only 66cm waist 67 years that will allow me to indulge
I love 妳說 68 times and its not as good as I love you written all over 69
Anyway, we still have 70 years in the job trouble let me dragged months 71 months
Ni's admirers must not only 72 because I was that first 73
But I want to set the Ni 74 years anyway, I'll pay when you pay 75 Ni
Would have to recover Ni to recover 76 months with me as long as you have what it had 77 Valentine's Day
780,000 I spent, I willingly
Reading of 79 meant what I wrote I guess 80% of you would be willing to be my girlfriend
Because Ni found a charming place, I 81
There are 82 pull Nai Nai can not refuse my hand
Even if you have an excuse to avoid 83
I will have 84 kinds of reasons to stay Ni
Well! I pay 85 Add to trouble you to accompany me to the 86-year-old
Ni wrinkles even before I was willing to 87 times 88 times I love you 妳說
In 89 years we have missed a little under 90 years are also a few days
91 years, would you be nerve will not let me near you
Of Ni tell me the same attachment Nina 92
WO Zhai no less than 930,000 light-years away in the North Star
However, I would like to buy the 94 妳愛 pepper cats
Putting any meteor shower to see 95 times
Maybe I can not live up to 96-year-old
Can not be accompanied Ni 97 years
But the same thing I would do 98 times .....
In the Ni birthday send 99 Purple Rose
Ni in mind to do who had 100 points

所有跟帖： 

• WOW. great one. DING -23731241- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/10/2009 postreply 08:46:27