英文幽默:Five Hundred Times 五百遍

英文幽默:Five Hundred Times 五百遍

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."


在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里，一位年轻女士被带到法官面前，她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释，她是一名学校老师，请求法官马上处理她的案子，以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠，说道：“你是学校的老师，对吗？女士，我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下，写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。”

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• Good joke! -lilac09- ♀ (178 bytes) () 09/24/2009 postreply 20:54:05

• 回复：Good joke! -天泽园- ♀ (110 bytes) () 09/24/2009 postreply 21:38:56

• I read it as 500 miles until I saw 五百遍. :-) -YuGong- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2009 postreply 21:37:25

• Haha, Thanks YuGong ~ -天泽园- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/24/2009 postreply 21:40:38

• Hilarious---"I shall realize my lifelong ambition. " -紫君- ♀ (32 bytes) () 09/25/2009 postreply 06:34:07

• Thanks 紫君, Yeah, This is the most humourous line ~ -天泽园- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/25/2009 postreply 17:34:43