英文笑话: Life after death and Computer problem

来源: selfselfself 于 2009-09-11 12:18:33 [] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 阅读数 : (1218 bytes)
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1. Life after death

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on.

"After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.

2. Computer problem

　　I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow. I had the customer change ink cartridges，delete and reinstall the drivers. Nothing worked. I asked my coworkers for help; they offered no new ideas. After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repair when she asked quietly, "Should I try printing on a piece of white paper instead of yellow paper?"

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• 这位同鞋，听不清呀, too soft！You need to adjust your microphone or speake -lilac09- ♀ 给 lilac09 发送悄悄话 lilac09 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/11/2009 postreply 13:31:36

• Is this better? I borrowed one of your text, thanks -selfselfself- ♂ 给 selfselfself 发送悄悄话 (2338 bytes) () 09/11/2009 postreply 15:20:01

• The sound is better, louder than before. -lilac09- ♀ 给 lilac09 发送悄悄话 lilac09 的博客首页 (108 bytes) () 09/11/2009 postreply 17:27:34

• very funny jokes and very good reading. Did you write them yours -好学又好问- ♀ 给 好学又好问 发送悄悄话 好学又好问 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/11/2009 postreply 13:42:59

• 念的非常好,谢谢 :-) -天泽园- ♀ 给 天泽园 发送悄悄话 天泽园 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 09/11/2009 postreply 18:03:46

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