英文笑话：Prize 奖品

Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained.

"A prize? What for, dear?"

"For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three."

"But an ostrich has only two legs."

"I know it now. But all the students said four, so I was the closest."

小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。“这是奖品，妈妈。”他解释道。

“奖品？因为什么得的。亲爱的？”

“因为自然课得的。老师问我鸵鸟有几条腿，我说有三条。”

“但是鸵鸟是两条腿啊。”

“我现在知道了。但其他学生都说有四条。所以还是我最接近正确答案。”

所有跟帖： 

• Wow, a new start! The story is hilarious! -eyeyey- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 04:44:28

• Thanks eyeyey. This is for fun, just can't stop reading! -天泽园- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 18:31:36

• I like jokes! Thanks for sharing. -lilac09- ♀ (21 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 06:28:37

• Thanks lilac09 for saying so, my plesure. -天泽园- ♀ (69 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 18:33:44

• for "au", just try to think “啊呜”，老虎要吃人时发出的声音 to see if that can -lilac09- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 19:58:18

• 开心一刻，谢谢天泽园朗读。 -紫君- ♀ (90 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 07:06:44

• 谢谢紫君,很高兴你喜欢! -天泽园- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 18:35:58

• When an ostrich hides its head in sand, it looks like the third -走马读人- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 07:39:49

• Good Point, 谢谢走马读人! -天泽园- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 18:38:10

• nice one -23731241- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 11:18:16

• 谢谢密码! -天泽园- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 18:39:01