英语谜语：Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?

英语谜语ZT

1. What kind of tree is always ready to shake hands?

Palm. （palm: 棕榈树; 手掌）

2. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?

Because her students were very bright. （bright: 聪明的；明亮耀眼的）

3. Why do astronauts worry about their jobs?
Every time they're sent into space, they're fired. （be fired: 解雇；被发射）

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