You and Your Boss: The Subtle Differences [Joke]

  

  If you take a long time, you're slow.
  But if your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
 
  If you don't do it, you're lazy.
  But if your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
 
  If you make a mistake, you're a goober.
  But if your boss makes a mistake, he's 'only human'.
 
  If you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
  But if your boss does it, he's being firm.
 
  If you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
  But if your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
 
  If you do something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
  But if your boss does the same thing, he's taking initiative.
 
  If you're on a day off sick, you're 'always' sick.
  But if your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
 
  If you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
  But if your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
 
  If you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
  But if your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

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• Haha, poor you! -北京二号- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/03/2009 postreply 20:26:29

• Greetings to Lao Er. -任我为- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/04/2009 postreply 15:49:17

• 回复：You and Your Boss: The Subtle Differences [Joke] -梅石莹玉- ♀ (89 bytes) () 03/03/2009 postreply 20:42:49

• 回复：回复：You and Your Boss: The Subtle Differences [Joke] -任我为- ♂ (22 bytes) () 03/04/2009 postreply 15:53:16

• 回复：You and Your Boss: The Subtle Differences [Joke] -eyeyey- ♀ (128 bytes) () 03/03/2009 postreply 21:22:09

• 回复：回复：You and Your Boss: The Subtle Differences [Joke] -任我为- ♂ (116 bytes) () 03/04/2009 postreply 15:54:31

• Nice reading, good humour, Thanks for sharing~ -天泽园- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/03/2009 postreply 23:09:54

• Appreciate your encouragement! -任我为- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/04/2009 postreply 15:55:49

• Good reading and distinctive voice - appreciate it. -billnet- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/04/2009 postreply 04:57:30

• Thanks. I like your reading very much. -任我为- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/04/2009 postreply 15:56:40

• Excellent pronunciation!! -Jinmy- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/04/2009 postreply 12:06:35

• thanks for the compliment. -任我为- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/04/2009 postreply 15:57:49