Mr. Trask is our fearless leader,
A man of learning, a ferocious reader.
He can recite the "Iliad" in ancient Greek,
While fishing trout in a rippling creek.
Endowed with wisdom, of judgment sound,
Yet about him, the questions abound.
How did Mr. Trask make such wonderful deals?
Why did the trustees buy him Jaguar wheels?
He wasn't conniving, he wasn't crass,
He merely puckered his lips, and kissed their *ss!