About Money

1. Whoever said money can't buy happiness, call me. We need to talk.

2. Money isn't everything? Tell that to the ex, the landlord, the bookie, and the IRS.

3. Money can't buy everything?  You kids will like to prove you wrong.

4. Money means everything, when you are broke.

5. Don't have money in the bank? Go in with a firearm, and don't forget to wear a mask. Your money is indeed in the bank.

6. Don't hate people who talk about money all day, they're just thinking out loud. You do it quietly, don't you?

7. Robber : Give me your money! 

     Victim : I don't have any.

     ER doctor : Call it. Time of death.....

8. Let me get this straight : I pay taxes on the money I earn by working like an oxen on the field, I then have to pay tax again when I buy things I need to survive, and when I'm gone, my money is taxed again before my beneficiaries can get it. WTF!

所有跟帖： 

• Good enough never is :) -7grizzly- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/23/2023 postreply 16:34:56

• Can't have too much money. 多多益善。 ： ） -waterfowl- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/23/2023 postreply 16:38:27

• 健康，生命，幸福，有钱也未必换的来呀。 -盈盈一笑间- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/23/2023 postreply 18:28:55

• Money helps, don't you think? 没钱的话这三样就免谈了。 -waterfowl- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/23/2023 postreply 18:36:19

• Well said! -方外居士- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/23/2023 postreply 19:11:01