Things I want printed on my T-shirt

1. Keep the dream alive. Turn off the alarm.

2. If you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing. 

3. When opportunity knocks, don't bitch about the noise.

4. Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. 

5. If no one listens to you, fart. 

6. To be drunk is to feel eloquent but not able to prove it.

7. Never underestimate the power of idiots in large group, vote!

8. If you meet imbeciles all the time, you are the imbecile. 

9. I never curse until I started playing golf.

10. Delay No More!

 

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• Cool! -方外居士- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/19/2023 postreply 20:53:25

• #2 is my favorite, looked up flights to vegas yesterday -颤音- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/19/2023 postreply 21:09:36

• What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. : ) -waterfowl- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/19/2023 postreply 21:16:16

• #10 is my absolute favorite : ) -waterfowl- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/19/2023 postreply 21:18:20

• “I am not gay. But my boyfriend is “ -永远老李- ♂ (57 bytes) () 10/20/2023 postreply 03:51:58

• That's a good one! -waterfowl- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/20/2023 postreply 04:54:51

• 我们这里有个饭馆叫im perfect -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 10/20/2023 postreply 04:38:58

• # 9 for me. -盈盈一笑间- ♀ (0 bytes) () 10/20/2023 postreply 07:34:13