【E龙接故事】14 'Welcome to the Mars !!!' Bruno was so excited

本帖于 2022-11-15 09:28:13 时间, 由版主 移花接木 编辑

"Everyone immigrates to Mars nowadays!!! , Thanks to the god damned viruses and wars! finally, people get tired of the Earth." Bruno has already foreseen huge commercial success of his future concerts with this new potential marketing base.   " Wait a minute!  one final concern, why people come to me, didn't they always want to go to heaven?"

"The answer is yes or no" answered Venus, Bruno Mars' newly hired secretary, who is also a true earth insighter,   "Sure, they all want to go to heaven eventually, but no! nobody wants to go now, that's why first after the Zeus gangs overflowed Mount Olympus and next got the earth really screwed up, mortal men would want to find some similar earthly habitance, yes, heaven would be the final destination for any of them if qualified. "

"Give the high priority to Ukrainian! they are the ones suffered the most, tell them, I shall stand by them, I'd catch a grenade for ya, a Russian grenade! ! !"

   

 

 

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跟上了跟上了! -kirn- 给 kirn 发送悄悄话 kirn 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/15/2022 postreply 08:13:39

哈哈,接得太出其不意太顺其自然啦! -妖妖灵- 给 妖妖灵 发送悄悄话 妖妖灵 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/15/2022 postreply 10:48:53

Mars前没有the吧? -妖妖灵- 给 妖妖灵 发送悄悄话 妖妖灵 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/15/2022 postreply 12:32:42

也可以解读为the Mars family! -kirn- 给 kirn 发送悄悄话 kirn 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/15/2022 postreply 12:38:31

如果认为是bruno mars, the就对了, 如果是Mars, 就错了 -移花接木- 给 移花接木 发送悄悄话 移花接木 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/15/2022 postreply 13:11:45

哈哈哈哈,这太切中时事了,接手榴弹。 -jianchi9090- 给 jianchi9090 发送悄悄话 jianchi9090 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/16/2022 postreply 15:56:15

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