a part of a commencement speech (#1)

Well, look, I don’t even have a college degree. As you might have heard I went to Harvard, I just didn’t graduate from Harvard. I got pretty close but I started to get movie roles and I didn’t finish all my courses. But I put on a cap and gown and I walked with my class. My mom and dad and brother were there and everything, I just never got an actual degree. So you could say I kind of fake graduated.

 

So you can imagine how excited I was when President Reif called to invite me to speak at the MIT commencement. And then you can imagine how sorry I was to learn that the MIT commencement speaker does not get to go home with a degree. So yes, for the second time in my life, I am fake graduating from a college in my hometown. And my mom and my dad and my brother are here again. And this time I brought my wife and my four kids. So welcome kids to your dad’s second fake graduation. You must be so proud.

 

So as I said, my mom is here. She is a professor, so she knows the value of an MIT degree. She also knows that I couldn’t have gotten in here. I mean Harvard, you know, barely or a safety school like Yale. Look, I’m not running for any kind of office, I can say pretty much whatever I want.

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• Which celebrity‘s speech？ -妖妖灵- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/15/2022 postreply 20:25:36

• 下帖有更多线索 -心存善念- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/15/2022 postreply 21:04:00

• I like him; he's an actor and yet he's so real. -ibelieu- ♀ (134 bytes) () 02/16/2022 postreply 09:56:16

• 公子好聪明，有其父必有其子 -心存善念- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/16/2022 postreply 15:20:15

• Haha. fake graduation. 不知道是谁，等你公布。 -天边一片白云- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/16/2022 postreply 14:28:32

• 今天又发了第二段，应该有更多线索来猜 -心存善念- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/16/2022 postreply 15:19:12