4. FLABBERGASTED
You might be flabbergasted by something shocking or surprising, or by something boozy, at least if you’re in Pennsylvania.
5. PLOTZED
Wasted in Wisconsin? You could say you're plotzed or plotched. This might come from the Yiddish plotz, meaning to explode (figuratively), to split at one's seams, or to die from laughter, etc.
6. SKUNK-DRUNK
If you’re skunk-drunk, you’re thoroughly soused. This term is chiefly used in the South and South Midland. Other drunk-as-a-skunk sayings include skunk-bit, which might be used in the Pacific Northwest, skunked in Minnesota, and skunky in California. Why skunks? Perhaps you might be as "stinking drunk" as a skunk, or because of the rhyme.
7. LAP-LEGGED DRUNK
The next time someone is so plastered they’re walking wobbly, you can say they’re lap-legged drunk. Lap-legged might come from lapsided, a variation of lopsided.
（mentalfloss.com)
