昨晚真不顺

coming back from work
i checked my dell
someone sent me a picture
calling herself belle

at the first glance
in love i fell
i emailed back for a date
she replied 'let's meet near the motel'

on the way there
i dreamed of a girl so swell
thinking of showing her off
in front of my ex michelle

as soon as we met
i wanted to bid her farewell
she wasn't pretty
she spoke with a smell

i asked 'was the picture yours?'
she said 'beauty is only a shell'
i asked the question again
this time 'yes if you removed many a cell'

'did you do math like 7+ 8?' i asked
'sure, it is 12, i can tell'
'is water H2O?'
'no, it is w a d e r, see, i can spell'

i quickly left wishing her well
and went back to where i dwell
the whole night i murmured to myself
'what the hell, what the hell'

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• This is really cool :-) you asked too complicated questions... -internuts- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/30/2008 postreply 12:45:46

• i know. next time i will ask things like what 牛 is? haha -youaresmart- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/30/2008 postreply 13:25:50

• LoL. Thanks. -6grizzly- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/30/2008 postreply 14:25:12

• 挺押运的。 ex michelle 是啥意思？ EX GIRLFRIEND？ -牛B2008- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/30/2008 postreply 14:55:09

• 回复：挺押运的。 ex michelle 是啥意思？ EX GIRLFRIEND？ -youaresmart- ♂ (55 bytes) () 06/30/2008 postreply 15:36:49

• I c, thanks. -牛B2008- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/01/2008 postreply 06:28:35

• 回复：昨晚真不顺 -宋德利利- ♂ (290 bytes) () 06/30/2008 postreply 21:57:02

• 回复：回复：昨晚真不顺 -youaresmart- ♂ (155 bytes) () 06/30/2008 postreply 22:15:35