【笑闹美坛】My Ode To FOMO

 

股海无涯,那里是家?

The sea of stock trading is boundless. Where are you sailing to? Are you coming home soon or keep on pursuing that forever missing holy grail? 

 

 

 

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In this era of endless Fed support and government-sponsored Ponzi scheme (FOMO/YOLO/ZIRP/NIRP), it is tough to be a value investor and sit tight on your hands. The poem below was written by a hedge fund manager. It has many finance and trader jargons but is only half sarcastic.

BGM is by Rod Steward. 

 

 

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(Copyright: Vineer Bhansali, ASCAP)

 

You told me to save my money
Put it in a pot and watch it like honey
But when I opened the pot
Relatively speaking there wasn’t a whole lot

I should not have listened to you
So clear you did not have a clue
I should have done what my neighbor did
Throw caution to the wind and throw in a bid

You made fun of the day trader
You said it will be different later
Like a fool I listened and got stuck in slo mo
Now I am so much happier with FOMO

I know you will be right in the end
You tell me not to borrow and not to lend
But I won’t listen anymore to your no no
I think I will buy some call options and just FOMO

 

 

 




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沙发 -beautifulwind- 给 beautifulwind 发送悄悄话 beautifulwind 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 16:46:38

泽班总算来了,太喜欢你读英文了,不懂不懂,jargon一概不懂,但是丝毫不妨碍我听你韵味十足的英文朗读:) -beautifulwind- 给 beautifulwind 发送悄悄话 beautifulwind 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 16:56:24

YOLO is the new FOMO! -择木而栖- 给 择木而栖 发送悄悄话 择木而栖 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 16:59:22

BGM特别喜欢,配股海好合适,No No,FOMO,听起来好有意思:) -beautifulwind- 给 beautifulwind 发送悄悄话 beautifulwind 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 17:01:56

诗写得太好了 -秋日晴天- 给 秋日晴天 发送悄悄话 秋日晴天 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 17:03:25

Sell in May, walk away..... -喜喜哈哈- 给 喜喜哈哈 发送悄悄话 (86 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 17:05:00

好诗好诵读!股海里扬帆! -花儿解语2021- 给 花儿解语2021 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 17:18:52

好专业的朗诵,听起来很享受。赞! -盈盈一笑间- 给 盈盈一笑间 发送悄悄话 盈盈一笑间 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 17:37:59

教授太厉害了,这么多术语。朗诵的声音很有磁性!BGM也喜欢。 -俏君- 给 俏君 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 04/17/2021 postreply 23:07:43

完全不懂股票的事,只知道朗读有味BGM好听! -爱听歌的奥黛丽- 给 爱听歌的奥黛丽 发送悄悄话 爱听歌的奥黛丽 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/18/2021 postreply 00:38:41

好诗 -jerseyhill13- 给 jerseyhill13 发送悄悄话 jerseyhill13 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/18/2021 postreply 05:11:03

赞泽西好声音好朗诵!很会选背景音乐:) -甜虫虫- 给 甜虫虫 发送悄悄话 甜虫虫 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/18/2021 postreply 11:38:50

好音声,好朗诵,真好听! -天边一片白云- 给 天边一片白云 发送悄悄话 天边一片白云 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/18/2021 postreply 13:32:32

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朗诵好好听! -moiausis- 给 moiausis 发送悄悄话 moiausis 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/18/2021 postreply 14:05:03

疫情期间的股票让人眼红心跳 - 树的花花世界 - +1 前天的狗狗直接飞 -天山晨- 给 天山晨 发送悄悄话 天山晨 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/18/2021 postreply 16:32:35

我航行在风平浪静的基金小池塘里,捞点小虾或小蜗牛什么的 -移花接木- 给 移花接木 发送悄悄话 移花接木 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/18/2021 postreply 17:33:40

恭喜泽西。首页进来,谢谢网管,笑闹美坛 My Ode To FOMO 推荐成功:) -beautifulwind- 给 beautifulwind 发送悄悄话 beautifulwind 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/19/2021 postreply 16:14:27

太感谢美风了。这个题材很小众的 -择木而栖- 给 择木而栖 发送悄悄话 择木而栖 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 04/19/2021 postreply 16:49:06

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