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English to Chinese：

 

About 127 million people nationwide are getting or have gotten COVID-19 relief payments and that has a lot of people checking their mail. However, there's a concern that thieves know checks are landing in mail boxes, too.

 

快报快报！

 

请大家赶快收查是否收到政府邮寄出的Covid-19 抚恤金，这笔抚恤金将发放给127，000，000广大人民群众。但据最新截获的机密情报江湖大盗已经闻风而动，敬请大家提高警惕，看护好自己的邮箱。

 

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Chinese to English：

 

根据周三获取的卫星数据，一艘大型货船在埃及苏伊士运河横向搁浅，阻塞了一条至关重要的东西航道的全球航运。

 

Breaking News:

 

The digital photo obtained through statellite on Wednesday is showing a large cargo is turning horizontally and stranding on the Suez Canal in Egypt.  The most important east-west global shipping channel is blocked.

 

Some agents including wenxuecity are trying to investigate this accident behind the scene. 

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