Funny names

1. I got married 2 weeks ago and I can't decide on a surname.  My surname is Pegg and my husband's surname is Legg. 

We have 4 children between us (two Pegg's and two Legg's) and because we dont want to change their names, we were thinking about hyphenating ours to Pegg-Legg.  Only problem is that we can't say it with a straight face.--------------------------Alexa Pegg.

 2.  Carrie Oakey -    karaoke??

 3.  Stan Still - stand still !!!

 4.  Annette Kirton - a net curtain?? 

 5.  Justin Case - just in case !!!

 6.  Seymour Legg - see more leg...................??? what's this??

 7. my friend Bob Roberts;

     Bob is Robert in short, His parents must have fun of his name: Robert Roberts.

     Why dont call Robert Rob but Bob? the reason is apparent; actually both Rob & Bob are used,      seems Bob is more frequent.  

 8. Liz=Elizabeth, saw Canadian media once called the Queen, Liz.

 9. Dick is Richard in short; don't know where this come from.  

 10. The popular American country music countdown radio show on every Sunday is called:

 Crook and Chase Countdown , name after the two hosts Lorianne Crook and Charlie Chase,

OMG,  Lorianne or her husband side even surnamed 'Crook'

11. My Chinese friend Wu Fei,  picked up an English name for himself Fly Wu. fly? seriously? you want to be called fly?

User manual of chopsticks:  Do you think anyone can do it for the first time by following the instruction? 

所有跟帖： 

• 哈哈哈，fly Wu. I know “Love” “Hope” as American last name. :) -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 08:41:02

• 你知道rockcurrent是谁吗？：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 08:48:23

• 我潜水听过花帅的很多歌。 -rockcurrent- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 09:51:36

• 听我唱歌不要钱, 要命 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 09:53:43

• 这不就在眼前吗? -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 09:54:05

• 要你猜他的另一件马甲：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 09:56:04

• 我为啥要猜? -移花接木- ♂ (509 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 10:01:46

• 哈哈哈，问得我哑口无言，就想看看你的直觉：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 10:15:15

• 美风，你大概是可以做到最自自然然接口的人，incredible ppl skills, 盛赞 -just_4_fun- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 12:41:28

• 哈哈，果酱果酱，花董是开玩笑哒。多来灌水，我都是灌水练出来的：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 13:38:39

• Richard =Dick=Chick=little bro -忒忒绿- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 09:05:00

• full of fun. I once saw a family name called ASS. -rockcurrent- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 09:54:47

• seen the movie 'meet the fockers'? -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 09:57:12

• in my Bible, donkey: he ass & she ass -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 09:59:53

• haha, I know a doctor's last name is Hell, -甜虫虫- ♀ (213 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 11:39:12

• I saw girl’s name like Porsche, Mercedes, Cherry. -树的花花世界- ♀ (136 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 11:49:50

• Hahaha, yesterday I read somewhere that a lady got divorced, -just_4_fun- ♀ (192 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 12:25:53

• 我们本地有个建筑公司叫" Gay Co. LTD"，公司便服包括一个翠绿的hat, 正面一个斗大的黄色'gay'字 -移花接木- ♂ (81 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 13:03:51

• 还有个汽车配件供应商叫RPG supplier，第一次吓了我一跳，在加拿大还有公开供应军火的? -移花接木- ♂ (66 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 13:10:07

• 以前上学时不懂，我曾给别人送祝福写下“Happy and gay！” -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 13:40:21

• 哈哈哈，你本意是什么呢？ -moiausis- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 13:56:44

• 哈哈，就是虫虫说的cheerful的意思：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 14:06:56

• 没错啊，Gay 有cheerful的意思的啊。只是现在这个词的主要意思是指同性恋了：） -甜虫虫- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 13:59:04

• 哈哈，我当时还是给一个男生写的祝福：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 14:47:56

• LOL 我知道很多早期的华人移民，在入境时把全名填成了姓，于是后代们都是三个字的姓 ：） -xiaosai- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 16:13:58

• First last name弄混得更多吧 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 16:24:40

• LOL -小公主- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 20:20:53

• 哈哈好搞笑的名字！ -爱听歌的奥黛丽- ♀ (367 bytes) () 12/22/2020 postreply 16:44:22