What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?

He goes under cover.

9 months from now, there will be a baby boom. 13 years later, will give rise to the next generation, known as.... Quaranteens.

The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family.

I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden

How the hell am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible.

“Noah walked out onto the ark and saw....”

My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?”

I said, “Where did that come from?”

Why do melons get married?  Because they cantaloupe.

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真有意思,我总算慢慢读懂笑话:)谢谢大S分享!Good ones!最后一句,metaphor是什么?loop的意思? -beautifulwind- 给 beautifulwind 发送悄悄话 beautifulwind 的博客首页 (46 bytes) () 11/13/2020 postreply 21:53:06

Can’t elope? -甜虫虫- 给 甜虫虫 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 11/13/2020 postreply 23:38:35

虫虫太牛了。elope原来是私奔的意思。谢谢大S,骨子里也是个油墨的人儿:) -beautifulwind- 给 beautifulwind 发送悄悄话 beautifulwind 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/13/2020 postreply 23:48:02

碰巧知道Elope这个词而已:) -甜虫虫- 给 甜虫虫 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 11/14/2020 postreply 10:44:12

我忘了这个词,想起来以前我还以为elope是abscond的意思,现在才知道是“私奔”:) -beautifulwind- 给 beautifulwind 发送悄悄话 beautifulwind 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/14/2020 postreply 15:46:19

这个我在 fortune cookie 里面看到过,还得闺女给我解释 -择木而栖- 给 择木而栖 发送悄悄话 择木而栖 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/14/2020 postreply 19:13:54

你记性还挺好。我以前用elope是用错了。 现在只用abscond:) -beautifulwind- 给 beautifulwind 发送悄悄话 beautifulwind 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/14/2020 postreply 20:28:43

别停,多发这种有意思的,我跟一个:Double click my computer on your computer -移花接木- 给 移花接木 发送悄悄话 移花接木 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/14/2020 postreply 06:18:08

OMG -Marauders- 给 Marauders 发送悄悄话 (212 bytes) () 11/14/2020 postreply 21:18:06

LOL -beautifulwind- 给 beautifulwind 发送悄悄话 beautifulwind 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/14/2020 postreply 21:22:48

恭喜大S。首页进来,谢谢网管,“What does a CIA agent do” 挂首成功:) -beautifulwind- 给 beautifulwind 发送悄悄话 beautifulwind 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 11/15/2020 postreply 21:02:00

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