人生不得意--墨菲定律

 人生失意， 心情低迷。

 个子矮低， 却老碰壁。

  命运作弄，事少成功。

 决心减肥，越减越肥。

 白费用功，恐成水桶。

 秋来转凉，心境更凉。

 Many things are not going well,

 My heart sinks to the old well:

 I am a person who is not tall,

 but always bump into the wall.

 Living a life full of frustration,

  I doubt my fate is mistaken.

  I am working hard to lose weight

 but instead of losing, I've gained!

  I am afraid I will look like a pail,

  and this freaks me out like hell.

  Now the cool autumn is here,

  and my heart feels a lot cooler.

 

 

(Murphy's law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.)

墨菲定律（英语：Murphy's Law），又譯為摩菲定理，具體內容是「凡是可能出錯的事必定會出錯」，指的是任何一個事件，只要具有大於零的機率，就不能夠確定它不會發生。