1
What do single people call Valentine's Day?
Happy Independence Day.
单身的人怎么称呼情人节?
独立日快乐!
2
What's the best part about Valentine’s Day?
The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
情人节最好的地方是什么?
那天之后巧克力会降价.
3
What is another way of saying Happy Valentine’s day!
S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day!
说情人节快乐的另外一种方式是什么?
S.A.D,单身者留意日!
4
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."
回形针对磁铁说什么?
“我觉得你非常有吸引力。”
5
What is the true purpose of Valentine's Day?
To remind single people they are single.
情人节的真正目的是什么?
提醒单身的人,他们都是单身。
6
When you are with the right person, every day is Valentine's Day!
当你和对的人在一起,每天都是情人节!
7
To all the single people on Valentine's Day, don't be sad. Think of all the Money and time you are saving on not getting a gift.
所有在情人节单身的人,不要难过。想想你没有得到礼物节省的时间和金钱。
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