a joke

来源: eRandom 于 2014-07-11 22:21:53 [] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 阅读数 : (1825 bytes)
LOVE......has no boundaries. An elderly couple had just learned how to send text
messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband
was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided
to...send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me
your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

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• hahaha~~~~ -南山松- ♀ 给 南山松 发送悄悄话 南山松 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 07/12/2014 postreply 07:55:31

• hahaha：）；） -~叶子~- ♀ 给 ~叶子~ 发送悄悄话 ~叶子~ 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 07/12/2014 postreply 15:56:48

• LOL -新民- ♀ 给 新民 发送悄悄话 新民 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 07/12/2014 postreply 18:00:29

• her husband is a funny guy -金迷- ♂ 给 金迷 发送悄悄话 金迷 的博客首页 (0 bytes) () 07/14/2014 postreply 19:24:26

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