周末一笑：Logical thinking

 

1.　Logical thinking逻辑思维 

The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. 

Johnny laughed．  

“Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?一asked the teacher． 

"No, sir, "answered Johnny, "but l wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were.”  

2.　The umbrella雨伞 

A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written：“This umbrella belongs to a gentle man who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes．"When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written, "This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back." 

3.　Crazy driver疯狂的司机 

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried、anxious says, "Herman, be careful just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” 

Herman says, "I know, but there isn't just one，there are hundreds!"  

4.     Go barefoot 光着脚去约会  

In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height. 

Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was. So the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat. 

I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear． 

When the doorbell rang l waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear: “Go barefoot."  

5.     The result of a promise许诺的结果 

Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?  

Son: I was learning to drive a car.  

6.     Mixed doubles混合双打 

Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? 

Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often saw it even last night. 

Teacher: Please tell us something about it. 

Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, "Domestic shams should not be published.” 

（From internet) 

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• Yes, he didn't know that people were talking about him:) Have a -南山松- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/24/2014 postreply 18:09:23

• I like [周末一笑] very much.谢松松分享。 -斯葭- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/24/2014 postreply 09:38:59

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• Mad man on the run! Oh I drove on 280 before,very pretty(^.^) -京燕花园- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/24/2014 postreply 10:32:02

• Yanzi，you are lucky,too. You are not driving when he is driving: -南山松- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/24/2014 postreply 18:13:14

• Haha! Thanks for sharing the laughter! -冲浪潜水员- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/24/2014 postreply 10:43:49

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• Haha! Now ,I'm 20 years younger than before.Thanks! -沈漓- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/24/2014 postreply 12:10:08

• Thank you! Have a nice weekend! -南山松- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/24/2014 postreply 18:14:56