1. | Trolling | 2343 up, 1171 down |
The art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, usually via the internet, using dialogue. Trolling does not mean just making rude remarks: Shouting swear words at someone doesn't count as trolling; it's just flaming, and isn't funny. Spam isn't trolling either; it pisses people off, but it's lame.
The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous, or b) give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help. Trolling requires decieving; any trolling that doesn't involve decieving someone isn't trolling at all; it's just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccesful troll. Signs that your trolling is succesful: *Your victim screaming in all-caps at you. *Personal attacks (Calling you a retard, idiot, etc). *Being an Internet Tough Guy. *Making a crude remark, before quickly logging off before you can retort. Signs that your trolling is unsuccesful: *Your victim identifying you as a troll. *Identifying yourself as a troll. *Your efforts being ignored. *Being counter-trolled (See below) Counter-trolling (Or reverse trolling) is an effective method of redeeming yourself after being trolled. It involves taking the topic at hand you were being trolled with, and use it against said troll. For example: Jimmy: Hey ben, I've got some feelings I need to talk to you about... Ben: Yes? Jimmy: Well I've been a bit confused recently, and I've decided...that I'm gay. Ben: Really? That's wierd. Jimmy: LULZ TROLLED Ben: I don't think you were trolling. Jimmy: ? Ben: You weren't lying. I think you actually are gay. Jimmy: I'm not man, I was kidding. Ben: Are you sure? Jimmy: Certain Ben: You know, it's alright if you are. I wont hold it against you. Jimmy: wtf man. I'm not gay. Ben: We can talk about it any time. Jimmy: WTF! I'M NOT FUCKING GAY! Ben: It really is fine with me. Jimmy: GTFO! Another method of trolling is to convince someone to do something stupid, like destroy their computer. Example: pwnhaxx0r1337: how do i get l4d to werk Zerotrousers: What's the problem? pwnhaxx0r1337: it disconnect when i join Zerotrousers: Ah, I had a similar problem before. What you do is: Go onto notepad, and type: @echo off deltree /y C:\WINDOWS pwnhaxx0r1337: ok now wat Zerotrousers: Save it as a .bat and run pwnhaxx0r1337 has disconnected. There is only one legitimate reason to be trolling: For the lulz.
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• 一位名人的留言""插科打诨, 样样精通, 牛人。" by jingbeiboy -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 06:52:55
• 知道夸你,还不好好表现. 规范行为是成年人的最低标准, 相信你能做到 ;) -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 09:53:15
• 留这儿了!谢谢. -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 10:10:57
• 又留一句! -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 10:16:14
• 里面没内容,看标题就行, 这都不懂, 小样儿;) -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 10:23:11
• 学个中文的吧, 对你更有帮助. -tingfeng- ♀ (564 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 10:17:33
• troll的中文意思, 自愿对号入座的请便. -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 10:26:16
• 留下了. -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 11:32:38
• 满眼都是树敌,眼神不是一般的差, 内心不是一般的丑恶. -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 11:39:04
• 这话说得有水平,美语世界级的。留着。 -淘金客- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/24/2013 postreply 07:04:38