Just for Fun

来源: sportwoman 于 2012-05-31 07:59:58 [] [博客] [旧帖] [给我悄悄话] 阅读数 : (2390 bytes)
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My neighbor knocked on my door at 4 am. Luckily I was up playing my drums.

 

I lost my mind long time ago. It is ok though,it sends me postcards.

Before you ask God for what you want first thank God for what you have.

 

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to
Hurt!!!!!!

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

 

Always keep you chin up, otherwishe you are just looking at your own boobs all day!

 

If you talk about me behind my back,click your heels 3 times and say I HAVE NO LIFE!


The only difference between you and a hemorrhoid is hemorrhoid  doesn't talk.

 

I have lots of great personality traits, or as my doctor calls them symptoms.

Grocery list: What you spend half an hour writing,the forget to take with your to the store.


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• good good study! have fun, behave, don't act up! -sportwoman- ♀ 给 sportwoman 发送悄悄话 sportwoman 的博客首页 (38 bytes) () 05/31/2012 postreply 08:08:06

• Haha! didn't get this one. -NewVoice- ♀ 给 NewVoice 发送悄悄话 NewVoice 的博客首页 (173 bytes) () 05/31/2012 postreply 08:14:10

• for Fun not for fan--vex, they sleepted together is sufficient -走马读人- ♂ 给 走马读人 发送悄悄话 走马读人 的博客首页 (79 bytes) () 05/31/2012 postreply 08:46:31

• good good study, day day sunny. -EnLearner- ♂ 给 EnLearner 发送悄悄话 EnLearner 的博客首页 (171 bytes) () 05/31/2012 postreply 20:09:17

• I guess -youknowmyheart- ♀ 给 youknowmyheart 发送悄悄话 (146 bytes) () 05/31/2012 postreply 21:36:11

• so? -tern2- ♀ 给 tern2 发送悄悄话 tern2 的博客首页 (169 bytes) () 06/01/2012 postreply 18:12:48

• hahaha I know, I am all talk, ha -youknowmyheart- ♀ 给 youknowmyheart 发送悄悄话 (160 bytes) () 06/01/2012 postreply 18:57:42

• oh， i see. 这样理解的确就讲通了。 -tern2- ♀ 给 tern2 发送悄悄话 tern2 的博客首页 (42 bytes) () 06/01/2012 postreply 19:28:10

• 现在老了。以前在中学时候对英文理解真是深透。 -youknowmyheart- ♀ 给 youknowmyheart 发送悄悄话 (60 bytes) () 06/01/2012 postreply 22:59:29

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