1) 老孙喜得贵子，夫妻琢磨取名，姓孙的中就数孙中山最伟大，于是就名“孙中山”。到了派出所，硬是不同意。NND,夫妻恼了火，心想一定取个比孙中山牛两倍的，废寝忘食了几天，又回到派出所报户口，递上新名“孙串出”。——————————警察立即咽气倒地。
Mr. Sun just got a son and he was overjoyed. The couple worked hard to give their son a name of great significance. Among the great Suns, Sun Yat Sen was probably the greatest, so they named their son Sun Yat Sen. At the local resident registration office, the officials rejected them. God Damn It! The couple was infuriated, They were determined to name their son double the greatness of that Sun Yat Sen. After some sleepless and restless nights and days, they went back to the registration office and submitted their choice of their son's name: "Sun YatYat SenSen". ---- The officer couldn't breath a word and fell to the floor.
2)公约五：不管谁对谁错，只要一吵架，男方必须先轻声慢语哄女方一次，女方才能马上冷静下来，否则女方一看到男方哇啦哇啦女方也忍不住哇啦哇啦，一旦造成严重后果，全部由男方负责。
Article V: Regardless who is right or wrong, on the start of any quarell, the man must first soothe the woman gently, and the woman may calm down. Otherwise the woman may ramble endlessly if the man keeps rambling. The man must bear the responsibilities of any serious consequences if this occurs.
