花心大萝卜文青的纠音网恋情史—与风月有关篇
A Love Letter to MYSJ’s voice gurus
（有点毛，不喜勿入）放在那里吸引眼球的，其实也不怎么毛，还挺积极向上的。
昨天想了想，不能再继续写异性恋了，这样下去俺整个一花痴，打着纠音旗号垂涎男生，真是太中年危机了啊。
注：Billnet，金帝还有我的多衣郎师兄（哈哈，这个日本名字不错），都是以兄弟相称的，俺不敢造次，愚公奇葩等俺也是当大哥哥一样敬着的。虽然金帝要求加入第8集以前，俺还是不敢，不然嫂子们该骂我了。
美语坛的Voice gurus俺遇见的还有泡泡，jennea, 大S, 最近出现的shark，等等，前三位都出现在俺蕾丝小千的时候，所以没恋上。Shark呢，被小曼围着，俺不敢跟美丽刁蛮的公主争宠，也就擦肩而过鸟。有谁的名字俺落下了的话，请尽快贴出录音，让俺暗恋一把。
入正文啦哈，我写这个情史的时候想起个英文名字，选了Voice gurus instead of pronunciation/accent gurus. 因为 觉得这几个网恋对象的功力已经超出了pronunciation. 他们跟我这等垂涎者的区别是他们的voice吸引人。我最近研究Voice的书的时候读到这个：
It is said that in the days when the Temple stood in Jerusalem, an official known as the Caller would make early morning announcements in tones so hauntingly beautiful that women would pause in their morning chores to listen and, so it is reported, sometimes to faint from ecstasy.
I was like: What? They fainted? Was it because of the heat? It can’t be the heat, since it was in the morning.
From ecstasy? What kind of ecstasy? 我这个毛人想歪了： It sounds like an ecstasy from a very strong orgasm. Hoho，这些Caller的老婆怎么这么性福呢？根本不需要任何hard work，只listen to their hu*****ands，就faint啦? Wow, I want to be the Caller’s wife. Or I can learn the technique first and then teach my hubby to have this kind of voice. (哦, the Caller 不知道是不是和尚，可能不能娶媳妇。)
Anyway, 看了这段，让我更想work on my voice了，不光是为了美味，还有sexual 方面的功能，真是一举两得。咔咔。
另外呢，昨天烤面包的时候有个人给的tip/inspiration, something like this：
If you aim for excellence, you will end up above mediocrity.
If you aim for mediocrity, you will sure end up below it.
其实在MYSJ的这些人，尤其guru们，都是aim for excellence的人，不然的话，英语够交流就行了，加上手势/body language和context，再犯几次笑话丢点儿人，英语完全够用了。但是咱们不是有追求的人吗？有木有？！
所以俺现在就打算aim for the voice quality of the Caller啦，等几年以后，咱们见面了，你听到俺的声音，你如果不faint from ecstasy，至少因为俺Aim for the best voice quality，俺的voice quality得above mediocrity吧。
