一些生活感悟

英语部分来自网络:


 


1)               A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now.    Load—a bunch of (。。。当我死的时候吗? 当然愿意上天堂了。我以为你现在就领一帮人上去呢。)      酒多伤身


 


2)               I weighed myself today and have come to the conclusion, I gotta buy some lighter underwear.   称体重时候的一个重要环节就是---一定要把自己脱得赤果果,这样才见效)


3 HMMMM, laundry tonight or naked tomorrow (那么懒,没衣服穿就最好别出来吓人)


4 To all my friends and relatives who have sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel ‘letters or other promises of good luck.


NONE OF THOSE WORKED.


Could you please just sent cash, vodka, chocolate, Italian food, wine, or airline tickets instead? Thank you!  (的确如此。yao情书还是支票?)


5 Some people have “muffin tops”, some people have the whole damn bakery, PLEASE dress accordingly!!! Thanks(能穿bikini tops 谁要穿马粪 tops?)

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你英语真好。你能给我介绍一本口语书吗?我要从零开始。 -cloudless- 给 cloudless 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 03/10/2012 postreply 12:55:01

啊呀这个这个。。。 -sportwoman- 给 sportwoman 发送悄悄话 sportwoman 的博客首页 (163 bytes) () 03/10/2012 postreply 13:17:06

好。我到网上找找吧。 -cloudless- 给 cloudless 发送悄悄话 (0 bytes) () 03/10/2012 postreply 13:25:44

别啊。 -sportwoman- 给 sportwoman 发送悄悄话 sportwoman 的博客首页 (141 bytes) () 03/10/2012 postreply 13:32:05

I don't get the last one. -hammerheadshark- 给 hammerheadshark 发送悄悄话 (132 bytes) () 03/11/2012 postreply 12:02:14

a kind of dessert that you can get in Tim Hortons -sportwoman- 给 sportwoman 发送悄悄话 sportwoman 的博客首页 (1069 bytes) () 03/11/2012 postreply 12:58:25

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