Fed-up residents of an Austrian village whose name in English is the German form of absanity, beginning with F and used to debate what happens when two people really really love each other and cannot be broadcast, are being offered the helping hands by their German neighbors in the town with a name that starts with W and ends with K and is a common British vagueism describing the act of pleasuring oneself. The locals of “when two people really love each other” are sick of English-speaking tourists taking rude pictures of themselves in front of town signage. Tourism officials in “pleasuring oneself” are urging residents of “when two people really love each other” to follow their lead and cash in on their names. Eurgen Store who runs Pleasuring Oneself guest house reports he can hardly fit everyone in. Summer visitors hike up Pleasuring Oneself Mountain and purchase a large array of pleasuring oneself souvenirs and postcards. “When two people really love each other” mayor France Fango is having none of it. We don’t find it funny and just want to live in peace and possibly wishes that the dirty-minded tourists would just go “when people love each other” themselves.
