没到星期五，提前欢乐一把。。

没到星期五，提前欢乐一把。。

有个人跑到神父那里告解:

Man: Father, I am a married man. I met another woman, we went to somewhere and took off clothes...

We rubbed against each other but I didn't put it in...

Priest: You have sinned. Rubbing is the same as putting in. Praise the Lord 5 times, and put 50 dollars in the donation box.

这人站起来走了。没走多远被神父叫住:

Priest: Wait! I saw clearly you didn't put the money in the box!

Man: Father, you just said robbing is the same as putting in...

 

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• 哈哈哈。。。。波大，把发照片的危害性再说一遍呗。 -做梦想媳妇- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/11/2025 postreply 06:06:28

• put in and then take out -苗盼盼- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/11/2025 postreply 06:09:32

• in and out -又当爹来又当妈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/11/2025 postreply 06:16:04

• 你说的这个笑话和宗教极端人士的祷告有异曲同工处：性交不是为了快乐，而是为了生育下一代 ：-）） -gegenion- ♂ (167 bytes) () 09/11/2025 postreply 06:19:40