没到星期五，提前欢乐一把。。

没到星期五，提前欢乐一把。。

有个人跑到神父那里告解:

Man: Father, I am a married man. I met another woman, we went to somewhere and took off clothes...

We rubbed against each other but I didn't put it in...

Priest: You have sinned. Rubbing is the same as putting in. Praise the Lord 5 times, and put 50 dollars in the donation box.

这人站起来走了。没走多远被神父叫住:

Priest: Wait! I saw clearly you didn't put the money in the box!

Man: Father, you just said robbing is the same as putting in...